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Quotes
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. -Jan King
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin
You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears. -Geri Jewell
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson
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