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fun with elevators
things to do at Wal-mart
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers
fun things to do on an elevator
~When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
~Push the buttons & pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
~Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
~Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
~Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
~Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
~Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
~Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
~Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play. ~Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
~Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
~Ask, "Did you feel that?"
~Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
~When the doors close, announce to the others,"It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
~Swat at flies that don't exist.
~Tell people that you can see their aura.
~Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
~Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
~Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
~Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
~Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
~Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
~Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
~Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
~Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."
~Draw a square on the floor with chalk & announce to the otherpassengers, "This is my personal space"
~Ask people on the elevator to wear name tags, and wear yours upside down.
~When people get on & off, make race car noises.
~When you get on the elevator, walk to the back, and when you get to the back, keep on walking.
~When the elevator stops, try opening the door and act embarrassed when it opens by its self.
~When people get on, shake their hands and say "You can call me admiral."
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things to do at Wal-mart
1.Turn all the radios to a rock station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
2.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
3.Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "We have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5.Get the boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking.
6.Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrap.
7.Put M&M's on layaway.
8.Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
9.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
10.When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
11.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
12.Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I.Joes and X-Men.
13.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
14.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
15.Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.
16.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
17.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
18.In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
19.Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
20.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
21.Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.
22.Go into the fitting room and yell real loud "Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"
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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com
Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) Don't use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing.
For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3."
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies. (Don't really do this.)
24) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
25) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
27) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
28) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
29) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
30) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
31) Stick your face up into other peoples.
32) Tilt your head back and laugh hysterically when it is quiet.
33) Talk very calmly about the voices in your head.
34) Squeek or make other odd noises once in a while.
35) Cackle
36) Run down the middle of the street screaming "towel menace, towel menace!"
37) Every few minutes point out the pretty colors on the wall.
38) Tell people that the backstreet boys are lyrical geniuses.
39) Twitch your eyes and eyebrows.
40) Go up to someone and yell, "Don't let it blort!! NOOOO!!! You damn idiot, You let it blort!"
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Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers
** Turn on the TV. Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud. Say that you can't hear them over the static.
** Make up your own language. Speak it.
** Say, "This phone line is for emergency use only. Do you have an emergency?"
** Order a large pepperoni pizza, some garlic bread, and a meatball sub.
** Dial the phone and say, "Hey! I lent you 50 bucks. You better pay up or else I'm gonna come over there and hurt you!"
** Repeatedly dial the phone. Mutter that it isn't ringing.
** Say, "Moe's tavern Moe speaking."
** Ask him/her if he/she would like a magazine or newspaper subscription.
** Communicate only through Morse code.
** Try to sell the telemarketer something.
** Ask him/her if he/she can smell bacon. Insist that there is a strong scent of bacon over the phone.
** Pretend to be an escaped mental patient. Mutter things like, "They'll never catch me again," "No! Not the jacket! No, no, no!" After saying one of these mutter incoherently.
** Make him/her dance for a sale. Claim that you won't buy because you couldn't see him/her dance.
** Make him/her sing to get a sale.
** Pretend to be really interested. Then say, "No."
** Engage him/her in an "intellectual" conversation on an extremely boring subject.
** Say nothing until he/she hangs up.
** Say, "I told you. I don't know where your dog is!" Then hang up.
** After he/she hangs up, use *69 or Caller ID to get the phone number. Call the telemarketer.
** Ask the telemarketer for his/her home phone number. Claim that you need some time to think, and that you'll get back to them. (If you do this, I suggest calling them back at 3 a.m. and telling you don't want what he/she is selling :) )
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