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misc.
Memory Lane
Mexican Baby Food
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- In a theater, refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
- When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
- A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
- A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
- Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah,I'm positive!"
- A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal" (pronounced "em all") The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
- There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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